spangefucker:

"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

aznmaddy:

white people who literally just don’t get it: a memoir

aznmaddy:

white people who literally just don’t get it: a memoir

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

extrabigrnac:

finding out someone attractive likes you

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kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please